[Verse]
I'm writing "young and gifted" in my autobiography
I figured who would know better than me
I'm certainly the former but I'm not so much the latter
But no one's going to read it so I'm sure it doesn't matter
[Chorus]
When you find that you're the former
Take pride in how you form
And when you find that you're the ladder
Don't yet those people walk under you
[Verse]
I'm writing "sharp and adult" with my finger on the steam
On the mirror in my bathroom I'm applying shaving cream
Which would suggest that I'm the foamer but how can I be the lather
But something tells me it's the opposite I'd rather
[Chorus]
When you find that you're the foamer
Be careful what you foam
And when you find that you're the lather
Don't shave too high you'll regret it later
[Bridge]
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[Verse]
I stayed in school this long but still no one will tell my why
They figured who would know better than I
I know I'm a conformer but I'm sure it doesn't matter
My new freinds are all adults and old friends have all scattered
[Chorus]
When you find you're a conformer
Take pride and swallow whole
But if you're trying to climb the ladder
Don't let people walk over you
Because that's just what they'll do
Don't let people walk over you
Because that's just what they'll do